lol???

2 things, 1: my friend told me a really weird joke:
So a duck was about to cross the road when a chicken comes running up to him and says,"Don't do it man! You'll never hear the end of it!" The Duck says,"... Wtf are you talking about? Man, I'll cut ju!!!"

Well she improvised on the last part and I personally think it ruins the whole joke, but who cares. :) And the second thing, doesn't lol look like a guy drowning? I bet he wasn't laughing out loud.
Have a nice day! :)